right cool

the-worm-man:

nflstreet:

didn’t even realize it was a bot because this interaction is so human

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inkdrgn:

thededfa:

I have two black cats, Sera and Ceridwen. They are sisters and look exactly alike and like to sit next to each other in the exact same position.

Sera is sweet and loves to be petted.

Ceridwen is sweet and loves to pretend your hand is a mouse she wants to disembowel. 

My kids will stand in front of them both and try to guess which is which, even asking the cats, “Which one of you likes to bite?”

Every now and then I’ll hear a, “Wrong one! Wrong one!” followed by my kids running through the house chased by a delighted kitten

this feels like the cat version of the thing where one creature always speaks the truth and the other always lies

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kingofthewilds:

peteseeger:

my man has won meltdown may on day 1

jooferslannister:

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-52504187

Tesla’s founder Elon Musk wiped $14bn off its value after tweeting its share price was too high in his opinion.

The tweet also knocked $3bn off Mr Musk’s own stake in Tesla as investors promptly bailed out of the company.

“Tesla stock price is too high imo,” he said, one of several tweets that included a vow to sell his possessions.

In other tweets, he said his girlfriend was mad at him, while another simply read: “Rage, rage against the dying of the light of consciousness.”

roumman:

He did it to short the stock. 

Basically what that means is he had a bunch of stock, sold it at the high price, tweeted this shit, prices dropped, and he rebought his stock back at the low price. When prices increase again, he can do the same shit all over again.

Executives do this all the time. Not necessarily through tweets, but if they have insider information that the stock’s about to drop, they’ll do this. Tell everyone who has shares (usually employees) not to sell because the price will go up, secretly sell all of yours over the weekend, and then on Monday, crash the stock, and buy again at the low price while all your employees lose the entire value.

This wasn’t Elon Musk fucking around and being an idiot. This was the calculated move of an executive looking to make more cash and score a slightly higher score of riches.

Like always, eat the rich.

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queencatradora:

do you ever wonder why stephanie meyer had the cullens live in a small town to preserve their “anonymity?” has she ever been to a small town??? small town people got nothing to do all day, other than to gossip and think about those weird people that live in the forest. if anything, they’re getting the opposite of anonymity. you want real anonymity? live in a big city. you could live next to someone for 5 years and never even learn their name. they’re up all night? they’re beautiful, looks like they had some crazy good plastic surgery? you never see them go outside? somehow hella fuckin rich? yeah. That’s LA

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

world-of-random:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

so i just found out how garlic grows and i’m about to scream at someone. what madness 

Gaud tell us the disastrous way it grows

check out this nonsense 

preposterous. unreasonable. utter lunacy. 

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comicsansstein:

comicsansstein:

Hmm

This is getting lots of notes, so guess what

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one-time-i-dreamt:

agardenrose:

one-time-i-dreamt:

words-i-thought-id-never-speak:

one-time-i-dreamt:

manic-witchbitch-poc:

one-time-i-dreamt:

daisykaboomlewis:

one-time-i-dreamt:

walpyipman:

walpyipman:

back before i got tumblr and was just enjoying the famous screenhotted posts via instagram, i used to think the posts from @one-time-i-dreamt were all made by the owner and that she just had some wild ass dreams every night

one-time-i-dreamt, waking from her slumber in a small chamber clouded with the smoky haze of burned incense having just endured a dream so bonkers it prompted Hypnos himself to wake her for the fifth time this evening: *sweating* i gotta tell tumblr

Actually, I am kept in a sleep-induced state at all times and the Matrix posts my dreams here.

Is that why you look like a default sim?

Yes

Your fucking finger??????? What’s wrong with it?????? Your piNKY BRO!!!!!!!

I think that’s one of my more “normal” fingers TBH!

BRO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR PALM

Forgot to mention that the first photo of my hands is from the time Ragnar had a tummy ache so I was baking him squash and couldn’t get the goo off my hands before it dried like that and had a hard time cleaning it because squash is a nightmare to remove from your hands

WHO’S RAGNAR

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valarhalla:

Ok so there’s these tidal islands in Northern Germany that are connected by little tiny trains that you have to drive yourself, which is already delightfully ghibli-esque.

But then I found out UNTIL THE 196OS, THE TRAINS HAD LITTLE SAILS AND WERE WIND-POWERED?

THAT’S THE MOST GHIBLI THING TO EVER EXIST ON THIS PLANET, BRING IT BACK YOU MONSTERS.

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ereriere:

frogparty:

eating bread dipped in soup unlocks new emotions

that 16th century peasant feeling

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awed-frog:

bailesu:

fortunesrevolver:

the-stray-liger:

mr–link:

natsukahchie:

millennial-review:

Listen I have learned English as a second language for 20+ years and my brain still aborts when I see that word

That word’s at least partly French, right?

French is my second language and english is my third. I can assure you that word can only fucking come from like the Necronomicon or something like that bc you won’t find anything so cursed even in french

English is my first language and I still hate that goddamn word.

Yacht is a mangled version of Jaghte, from Dutch, where it indicated a fast ship for hunting pirates.  In English, it turned into a fast pleasure ship.  

I guess the lesson here is, ‘if something’s too cursed to be French, then it’s probably Dutch’ and I fully support that.

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